Sessions 021-022: Unfortunate Events
🎙️ Session Recording
📜 Session Overview
The party descended into the crystalline gorge, arriving at the Cerilian Spire—domain of the lanky, extravagant Arch Mage Sir Magnus Opus U'rilius Corbus, whose reception hall glared with stuffed trophies: a runic bear, an owlbear's head, and a poised crag cat frozen mid-pounce. After agreeing to clear a newly blocked passage in the mines, the group discovered crystal-encrusted trespassers fused into the blockage and learned that the fragile formations regrew whenever fractured, leeching the essence of anyone mining them. Hours of exhausting work followed, with miners pitching in and town guards eyeing the newcomers with growing approval while the mages of the Spire quietly observed.
Spent and drained, the adventurers returned to Loid—their sentient ship—to rest and debate their next move. Vyr hinted at a mysterious "source" he needed found, something beyond his reach while the Arch Mage of the Cord held sway. Ignorant of what that meant, the group prepared anyway. Hoping to curry favor with the townsfolk, they sought containers to share Loid's unusually potent goodberries, grown huge and hearty under the ship's influence.
Their goodwill struck a violently unlucky snag. At a nearby farm, the Half-Orc farmer discovered Loid grazing on his livestock—after having spawned demons in his pasture only hours earlier—and charged the party in fury. A misplaced step and a botched attack sent the farmer accidentally impaling himself on his own pitchfork. His wife, rushing to help, fell from the loft and shattered her leg. Attempts by the group to save the man backfired further when magic reanimated the body without restoring the soul. Horrified, the wife fled with her undead husband, and the adventurers, desperate and shaken, set the barn ablaze before retreating to Loid.
Smoke curling into the sky, the fallout spread quickly. Agelaius, already at the mines distributing goodberries, discovered their potency had unintended consequences—violent stomach-turning effects on anyone not from Loid's crew. Meanwhile, Tyelkoron arrived at the Spire with Broj, Warwick, and Serina, wordless in his resolve, and confessed to the "murder" at the farm. Unsure how to handle such a claim, the guards deferred to Sir Corbus, who ordered the lot of them shackled and taken to the Spire's magic-dampened cells.
One by one, the entire party was gathered below, their abilities muted, their thoughts unsettled. Only when the word "Realmstriders" echoed through those stone halls did a strange, quiet sleep finally take hold.
⚔️ Key Events
- Meeting the Arch Mage: The party entered Magnus Opus's trophy chamber within the Cerilian Spire, surrounded by the stuffed remains of a runic bear, owlbear head, and poised crag cat—testaments to the mage's power or wealth.
- The Crystal Mine Quest: Magnus tasked the party with clearing a newly blocked passage where thieves or trespassers had become fused with regenerating crystals that drain essence when broken.
- Mining the Living Crystals: The group spent hours chipping away at the fragile crystalline formations, discovering that any large fracture would cause the crystals to regrow by draining the essence of those nearby.
- Gaining Townfolk Favor: The party's tireless mining efforts earned approval from the town guards and notice from the Spire's mages, while local miners assisted in the work.
- Vyr's Mysterious Source: Vyr revealed he seeks a "source" within the region but cannot act directly due to the Arch Mage's connection to the Cord.
- Loid's Goodberry Tree: The sentient ship now grows an oversized goodberry bush/tree, producing potent berries that provide exceptional health and recovery for the crew.
- The Farm Tragedy: A Half-Orc farmer discovered Loid consuming his livestock after the ship had previously spawned demons in his pasture. In his fury, the farmer charged and accidentally impaled himself on his own pitchfork (Natural 1).
- The Wife's Fall: The farmer's wife jumped from the barn loft to help her dying husband but fell badly, breaking her leg in the process.
- Failed Resurrection: The party's attempt to resurrect the farmer went horribly wrong—magic reanimated his body without restoring his soul, creating an undead version instead.
- The Barn Burns: Desperate and horrified, the party set fire to the farm barn as the wife fled with her undead husband, sending black smoke into the sky.
- Explosive Goodberries: Agelaius distributed Loid's enhanced goodberries to the miners, only to discover they caused violent vomiting and digestive distress in normal townsfolk unable to handle their potency.
- Tyelkoron's Confession: Without discussing his intentions, Tyelkoron marched to the Spire with Broj, Warwick, and Serina and surrendered himself to the guards, confessing to the farmer's murder.
- Mass Imprisonment: Sir Corbus ordered the entire party shackled and imprisoned in magic-dampened cells beneath the Cerilian Spire.
- The Word "Realmstriders": As the party settled into their cells, the utterance of the word "Realmstriders" brought a strange, peaceful sleep to all imprisoned.
✨ Character Moments
Tyelkoron - The Burden of Responsibility
Without warning or discussion, Tyelkoron marched to the Cerilian Spire and surrendered himself to the guards, confessing to the murder of the Half-Orc farmer. His silent acceptance of responsibility—whether justified or not—demonstrated a willingness to face consequences for the party's actions, even at great personal cost.
Agelaius - Misguided Generosity
Attempting to win favor with the mining townsfolk, Agelaius distributed Loid's enhanced goodberries only to discover their potency caused explosive digestive reactions in normal people. His well-intentioned charity became a mortifying spectacle of vomiting miners.
The Party - Witness to Tragedy
The group collectively witnessed the cascade of unfortunate events at the farm: a farmer's accidental death, his wife's crippling fall, and the horrifying failure of resurrection magic that left a soulless undead walking the land. Their desperation led to burning evidence and fleeing—a dark moment they'll carry forward.
Broj, Warwick, & Serina - Loyalty Through Imprisonment
When Tyelkoron confessed and was taken into custody, Broj, Warwick, and Serina followed him into the Spire and shared his imprisonment. Their loyalty ensured the party would face whatever came next together, bound by magic-dampening chains in the dungeons below.
Loid - Sentient Ship of Consequences
The sentient nautiloid continued to grow in power and strangeness, spawning both life-giving goodberries and literal hellfire demons. Loid's consumption of the farmer's sheep—seemingly innocent to the ship—triggered the tragic chain of events that ended with the party imprisoned.
👥 NPCs Encountered
Sir Magnus Opus U'rilius Corbus
Role: Arch Mage & Quest Giver
A lanky, pompous elven mage who rules the crystal mining region from the Cerilian Spire. His trophy room displays a runic bear, owlbear head, and crag cat—all stuffed and posed. Connected to the Cord, he wields considerable magical authority and ultimately ordered the party's imprisonment after Tyelkoron's confession.
The Half-Orc Farmer (Deceased)
Role: Tragic Victim
A livestock farmer whose property bordered where Loid landed. After discovering his sheep devoured and demons spawned in his pasture, he attacked the party in justified fury. A critical fumble (Natural 1) caused him to slip and impale himself on his own pitchfork. The party's resurrection attempt reanimated his body without his soul, creating an undead abomination.
The Farmer's Wife
Role: Secondary Victim
The Half-Orc farmer's wife, who was in the barn loft when the tragedy unfolded. She jumped down to help her dying husband but fell badly, breaking her leg. After witnessing the failed resurrection that turned her husband into an undead, she fled with the reanimated corpse, leaving behind only horror and questions.
Crystal Mine Townsfolk
Role: Workers & Witnesses
Miners and guards of the crystal mining settlement who observed the party's efforts clearing the blocked passage. They offered assistance during the mining and showed growing approval of the newcomers. However, those who consumed Agelaius's goodberries suffered explosive digestive consequences.
Vyr
Role: Mysterious Guide
A figure connected to the party who speaks of a "source" he needs found within the region. Unable to act directly due to Magnus Opus's connection to the Cord, Vyr relies on the party to pursue this mysterious objective while they remain ignorant of its true nature.
Cerilian Spire Guards
Role: Enforcers
Town guards who serve Magnus Opus. Initially unsure how to handle Tyelkoron's confession of murder, they deferred to Sir Corbus's authority. They escorted the party to the magic-dampened cells beneath the Spire, where the adventurers now remain imprisoned.
🔍 Important Discoveries
Living Crystal Mechanics
The crystalline formations in the mines are alive in a sense—when fractured, they drain essence from nearby beings to fuel their regeneration and regrowth. This creates a dangerous feedback loop where mining depletes the miners themselves. The crystals also trapped trespassers or thieves within their structure, fusing them into the blockage.
Loid's Enhanced Goodberries
The sentient ship now grows oversized goodberries imbued with extraordinary potency. While the crew can consume them for exceptional healing and recovery, normal townsfolk lack the constitution to handle them—resulting in violent vomiting and explosive digestive reactions. This difference suggests the crew has been changed by their time aboard Loid.
Failed Resurrection Consequences
When the party attempted to resurrect the Half-Orc farmer, the magic succeeded in reanimating his body but failed to restore his soul. This created an undead entity—a body without consciousness or personality, animated but empty. The exact cause of this failure remains unknown but suggests interference, corruption, or fundamental incompatibility with the magic used.
Vyr's Mysterious "Source"
Vyr revealed he seeks a "source" within the crystal mining region but cannot act directly because Magnus Opus is connected to the Cord. The nature of this source, its location, and its significance remain mysteries the party must unravel. Vyr's inability to intervene suggests the Cord's power limits certain entities' actions within Magnus's domain.
The Power of "Realmstriders"
When the word "Realmstriders" was spoken within the magic-dampened cells beneath the Cerilian Spire, it triggered a strange, peaceful sleep that overtook all the imprisoned party members. This suggests the name itself carries power or significance beyond mere identification—possibly a trigger, protection, or connection to something greater.
Consequences of Presence
The party learned a harsh lesson: their presence brings consequences. Loid's appearance spawned demons and consumed livestock. Their goodwill gestures backfired catastrophically. Their attempt to help resulted in death, undeath, and destruction. The burning barn and its rising smoke serve as a physical marker of their impact on this region—a warning that good intentions don't guarantee good outcomes.
💰 Loot & Rewards
- Crystal Mining Payment: The party dispensed a large portion of crystals used for trade goods within the mining settlement, earning goodwill with the townsfolk and guards.
- Loid's Enhanced Goodberries: Access to oversized, potent goodberries that provide exceptional healing for the crew (though dangerous to normal people).
- Knowledge of Crystal Regeneration: Understanding how the living crystals drain essence to regrow when fractured.
- Favor with Miners: The guards and townsfolk now view the party with approval for their mining efforts (though this may be complicated by recent events).
- Magnus Opus's Attention: The Arch Mage now knows of the party and their capabilities, having tasked them with clearing the mines and witnessed their willingness to labor.
- Imprisonment & Information: While currently detained, the party gained firsthand knowledge of the Spire's magic-dampened cells and the guards' protocols.
- Experience: Awarded for surviving the mining operation, navigating complex social situations, and enduring the consequences of their actions (even the tragic ones).
📝 DM Notes
Session Highlights: These two sessions were defined by escalating consequences and cascading misfortune. The mining operation started strong and showcased the party's willingness to help. The goodberry distribution was well-intentioned but hilarious in its failure. The farm sequence, however, became genuinely dark—a Natural 1 leading to accidental death, followed by a catastrophic resurrection failure. The players were genuinely shocked and uncomfortable, which created powerful roleplay moments.
The Farm Tragedy: This sequence became a defining moment for the campaign. The farmer's critical fumble felt fair and realistic, but the resurrection going wrong was unexpected by everyone. The decision to create an undead instead of restoring the soul added horror and consequence that will ripple forward. The wife fleeing with the undead husband is a haunting image that will likely return later.
Tyelkoron's Confession: Tyelkoron's player made a bold, unexpected choice to confess. This wasn't planned or discussed with the party, which made it feel genuine and dramatic. His willingness to accept responsibility for the group's actions—even when the death was accidental—shows character growth and moral complexity. The other players' decision to follow him into imprisonment demonstrated party cohesion.
Goodberry Gastrointestinal Disaster: The enhanced goodberries causing violent reactions in normal people was both comedic and revealing. It highlights that the party has been fundamentally changed by their time aboard Loid—they're no longer entirely "normal." This biological difference will have future implications.
The Word "Realmstriders": Introducing a sleep effect triggered by their group name plants a seed for future revelations. Is it protection? A curse? A connection to their patron or purpose? The players are now intrigued by this mysterious response.
Magnus Opus: Successfully maintained him as a controlling, pompous authority figure. His trophy collection continues to emphasize his power or cruelty. Having him order the party's imprisonment keeps him as an antagonist while providing a structured way to move the plot forward.
Pacing & Tone: The shift from productive mining to tragic farm sequence to imprisonment created excellent dramatic arc. Starting hopeful, descending into horror, and ending with uncertainty left players emotionally engaged and eager to see what comes next.
Player Reactions: The farm sequence generated genuine distress at the table—players felt bad about the farmer's death and worse about the resurrection failure. The barn burning was a desperate act that felt earned. Tyelkoron's confession surprised everyone and created immediate tension. Overall engagement was extremely high throughout both sessions.
🎭 Looking Ahead
The Realmstriders lie shackled in magic-dampened cells beneath the Cerilian Spire, their powers muted, their futures uncertain. Above them, black smoke rises from a burning barn. Behind them, an undead farmer walks with his grief-stricken wife. Around them, the crystalline mines continue their essence-draining work.
Magnus Opus U'rilius Corbus holds their fate in his hands. The pompous Arch Mage now has leverage: a confession of murder, evidence of destruction, and a party entirely at his mercy. Yet he also witnessed their willingness to labor in the mines, their rapport with the townsfolk, and their strange connection to Loid.
The word "Realmstriders" brought them sleep, but morning will bring judgment. Will Magnus see them as useful tools? Dangerous liabilities? Scapegoats for larger schemes? And what of Vyr's mysterious "source"—the objective that brought them to this region in the first place?
Beyond the Spire, consequences multiply. Townsfolk who consumed the enhanced goodberries remember their explosive effects. The farmer's wife and her undead husband remain at large. The guards who approved of the party's mining efforts now see them as confessed murderers. And somewhere in this crystalline domain, a "source" waits to be found.
Key Questions:
- What punishment or task will Magnus Opus impose on the imprisoned Realmstriders?
- Can the party escape the magic-dampened cells, or will they need to negotiate their freedom?
- What happened to the farmer's wife and her undead husband? Where did they go?
- What is the "source" Vyr needs the party to find, and why can't he retrieve it himself?
- Why does the word "Realmstriders" trigger a peaceful sleep? What power or curse is attached to their name?
- How will the townsfolk react to the burning barn and the rumors of murder?
- What are the long-term consequences of the failed resurrection? Can an undead created this way be laid to rest?
- Why do Loid's enhanced goodberries affect normal people so violently? What has changed about the crew?
- How does Magnus Opus's connection to the Cord limit or enable his authority in this region?
- Will the party's efforts in the crystal mines earn them any mercy or consideration?
Next Session: The Realmstriders will wake in chains and face Magnus Opus's judgment. Whether they emerge as prisoners, servants, or something else entirely remains to be seen. But one thing is certain—their reputation in the crystalline domain has been forged in tragedy, and redemption will not come easily.